Thursday, 11 April 2013

My car now has triple nationality.......Japanese/English/French

Good evening.

Just a short post me thinks as am feeling somewhat knackered.......and Masterchef is on soon.  :o)

I know many people will think that I have absolutely no reason to be knackered, because let's face it, I don't have to get up early every morning or have a nine to five job  But rest assured that as lovely and exciting it can be moving to a new country, it can also be quite stressful and tiring at times.  Doing seemingly simple things can be quite onerous and difficult, and quite honestly would often test the patience of a saint.  And anyone that knows me, knows that I am no saint.  :o)

French paperwork and bureaucracy has been a big feature in our life over the past week.  To start off we had an email from our car insurance company asking for an extra €100 as we had failed to tell them Mark had made a claim on his insurance nearly three years ago.  This isn't entirely true - what actually happened was that we had a winscreen chip repaired.  This doesn't count against your no claims bonus in England, but according to this woman at the insurance agency over here, it does.  After a bit of research, and after speaking to my friend who also lives in France, it would appear this is not entirely true.  This really got my back up and started to stress me out big time - it is hard enough coming over to a foreign country to start with, but to then have people try and take advantage of your new residency status, and your nationality, really takes the piss.  And the stubborn part of me just couldn't let this pass by - probably not wise in some senses, as I think the stress it caused was probably not worth it!  But I did tackle it head on and after many tears and tantrums we actually have ended up with a much cheaper (albeit identical) policy for much less money.  Result! 

We have also been dabbling in the healthcare system again - or rather trying to get ourselves covered  after two previous unsuccessful trips to the local social security office.  This time we went armed with translations of our birth certificates, and every other possible document you could think of (including recent shopping receipt, instructions to the hand blender, and a post-it note with curtain measurements).  And we had success!  Or rather, the gentleman took them off us, and said they would write to us in the next month to tell us what they think.  Is that good or bad?  I guess we will find out soon enough.

My car has also now been officially initiated into French society, and now sports a treble nationality.  First of all it had its French MOT, which it passed with flying tricolore colours, despite having to have three parts of the test twice because the mechanic messed up the paperwork - but the good news is I did learn a new phrase while witnessing his frustration - "Quelle journée de merde".  I am hoping to not have to use this one too often.  After passing his test, we then had to make the journey to the tax office in Brive, where I had to obtain a 'certificat fiscale' - basically a bit of paper saying that I had paid for the car in England.  After this we then had to drive to Tulle to the Préfecture where we paid just over €200 for the French equivalent of a tax disc, and a registration number.  The good news is, we won't have to pay this again.  Hurrah!  So now all that is left to do is to get some brand spanking new number plates made up.  Looks like that is what I will be doing tomorrow.

On a more exciting note we have received some initial architectural plans for converting the old farmhouse into gites, so at last things seem to be moving on that front.  We also need to make an appt to see the Chamber of Agriculture to discuss campsite regulations and how we go about getting things started - I sense an awful lot of red tape ahead of us but I guess we knew that!

The weather here has been somewhat changeable over the past week - some sunshine and warmth, but also a fair bit of rain.  But the good news is the plants are growing, and we have even managed to get some seed potatoes in the ground.  Weather is due to get even better in next few days with high of 24 degrees celsius forecast for Sunday.  Needless to say we are looking forward to that.  Mark has been busy preparing the raised beds for the polytunnel and has even been seen wielding his chainsaw at poor unsuspecting trees.......he really is in his element.

As for Bobby and Ember - well they continue to plod along and take each days as it comes.  When it rains they sleep, when the sun shines they like to go exploring and spending time with us at the vegetable plot.  The life of a cat is never dull I don't think!

And anyway, thats the news from here.  Longer post than I expected, and rather boring, but then if I had left it any longer, you would have had an even longer, more boring post to read.  Think yourself lucky and look at some pretty pictures to make yourself feel better.









Tuesday, 2 April 2013

Customer service 'french style'.......


Wow, it has been a while.  Sorry about that.  Problem is I can't possibly recall the last 10 days in any detail, so in summary this is what happened.....

1) I decided to stab myself in the hand one Saturday evening, and ended up experiencing the joy that is French A & E.  Five hours later, and I came out with three stitches and lots of bandages, and then a prescription for more plasters, bandages, paracetemol and antiseptic spray.  The French don't like doing things by half.

2) Bobby the cat caught his first lizard - and it wasn't a small one.  We managed to rescue it though, and here is a picture of it a few days later, none the worse for wear, just missing a small bit of tail.....

3) We had a week of really lovely weather, which even enabled tea and pain au chocolat on the terrace.  :o)  I knew there was a reason we moved here.  I even managed to put a few rows of seed potatoes in the ground.





 4) The chicken house was moved into its final position.....just need to decide on the material for its roof and build an enclosure, just for when we are not there.  Would love them to free range all the time, but with foxes and pine martens regular visitors to the land, it really is not possible.  So when we are not there, they will have a large run to roam in.




 5) Carpenter Henderson has built a couple of coldframes out of scraps of wood that we had lieing around.  So now we can grow lots more seeds!


6) We have lots of wildflowers appearing at La Chabanaise, here are just a few of them. 

Cowslip

cuckoo flower

forget-me-not

purple toothwort
7) We had an afternoon out to visit another English couple - Maria and Brian, who live just across the valley.  Was nice to not have to worry about my grammar and pronunciation (not that Mark ever understands my cockney anyway).

8) We had a meeting with some men from the Conseil Regional, to discuss the bit of land we are interested in, and whether it would be possible to create an access road to our land.  After lots of hand waving, and expressions that only the French can do, it was decided that it just wasn't a viable option due to the slope of the land.  Ah well, back to the drawing board.

9) Have finally got round to creating some youtube videos of the wildlife that we have on our land.  First video uploaded last week, of a female roe deer.  Lots more to come.


10) I had my second French haircut - a tad more successful than the last one, although here you pay extra for conditioner - €5!!!!  Next time I will take my own bottle.

11) I have decided to try and eat less meat.  I don't want to say I will become vegetarian, because at the moment I am not sure I can do it.  But I will see how I get on.  The older I get, the more I have an issue with eating meat - it does upset me really.  Anyway, I am experimenting at the moment, and had my first tofu curry tonight - it wasn't bad at all.  On verra!

12) Today we had our second visit to the social security office, to try and sort out healthcare.  First time round I forgot our bank details, so today I went armed with them and all the other documents they insisted on.  Needless to say they pulled another one out the bag and are now insisting on translations of our birth certificates.  I decided to challenge the guy on this, as the previous lady we had seen had said it wasn't necessary.  At which point he threw his hands in the air and exclaimed 'ah, putain'!  I will leave it up to you whether you decide to translate that.  :o)  Anyway, after disappearing out the back for a few minutes he returned and said they would translate them for us, but it would probably take a long time - I took that as meaning we would be better off getting it done ourselves, so will have to go back for a third time.

Anyway, that has been the last ten days.  To finish, here are a few french gestures you will need to master before coming to visit us - it is a pre-requisite for getting into the country now:


1)  « Alors là / Bof »













The "Gallic shrug" gesture has a number of meanings:
  • It's not my fault
  • I don't know
  • I doubt it can be done
  • I don't really agree
Raise your shoulders; hold up your hands, palms out; stick out your lower lip; raise your eyebrows; and say "Moi, je n'y peux rien," "Moi, je n'en sais rien," "Alors là," or simply "Bof !"

2)  French pout




The French pout is a classic French facial gesture which expresses discontent, disdain, disgust... just about any negative emotion beginning with "dis."
To faire la moue, push your lips out and bring them back in, kind of like a quick pucker up to a kiss. A bored expression on the face is a common accompaniment.

3) « Barrons-nous »




To say "Let's get the hell out of here," hold your hands out, palms down, and smack one hand down onto the other. Also known as « On se tire ».

4) « Verre dans le nez »










To indicate that someone is drunk, the French say "Il a un verre dans le nez" or "Il a un coup dans le nez."
Make a loose fist, hold it up in front of your nose, and twist your hand (as you would rev a motorcycle) while tilting your head the other way.

Get practicing!

A toute à l'heure!

Alison
xx